"fuck you" - original pop art mashup

packing?

original kweenie's come ready for royals, all packed up snug as a bug but not in a rug, instead they come sealed up tight in an abundance of recycled newsprint & hardcore recycled cardboard - you might even be lucky & get a cereal packet that i ate my breakfast from! they are then wrapped & posted in a recycled rigid envelope to make sure they arrive with you as fresh as the day they were created – you’re welcome!

oh & incoming my kweens, watch out for your own wee royal telegram from me too, making your kweenie 100% legit - i ❤️ you!

shipping?

‘cause i want you to enjoy your kweenie as soon as is humanly possible i do my absolute best to pack & ship originals within 5 days of purchase

kweenie’s are worth the wait! but if there is no sign of your beloved kweenie after 21 days then hit me up on my contact page & i’ll get on it

as i ship all over the shop various shipping rates apply depending on where you’re at, but wait for it, for a limited time only, it's absolutely FREE in the UK, yep you read right delivery is FREE, zip, nowt, nada in the UK, paid for courtesy of kweenie

but please click here for the lowdown on the rest of the world

open your kweenie super carefully with clean & dry hands. if you want your kweenie to last a life time then frame behind glass or a perspex glaze & keep out of strong direct sunlight, no kweenie’s are not vampires but it’s the same with any artwork, you don’t want their beauty to fade prematurely & they can’t wear spf 50

yes, absolutely! take a peek at kweenie fine art prints here

original kweenie's

fully intact?

it’s never happened before but i’m all about keeping my kweens happy, so your satisfaction is my mission. if you contact me within 7 days then i’ve got your back with a full refund

just keep in mind that, the shipping & insurance costs land with you.

oh, & make sure to send it back tracked & in the original packaging with your proof of purchase please

damaged?

i guarantee that my art is top-notch, so if you get a package that's been trashed by the mail system, snap a pic of the damage in all it’s gruesomeness, hit me up within 48hrs on my contact page & i’ll get on the case

sale, prints, merch & custom made kweenie's

it's super important to note that i don't accept returns on any sale items & because fine art prints & custom made kweenie's are made especially just for you & no one else but you i can't accept any returns on these kweenie's either

original artwork materials?

all created using a mixture of recycled canvas, paper & vintage paper, you might even be lucky & get a BOGOF, check out the reverse side of your original - surprise!

packaging?

all kweenie's are packaged using recycled packaging materials, you might even be lucky & get a cereal packet that i ate my breakfast from wrapped around your wee kweenie!

& if you find any bubble wrap in your parcel it's guaranteed to be pre-loved❤️

frames for prints?

are expertly handmade by specialist picture framers, from eco-friendly materials that are ethically sourced from FSC approved forests.

prints?

& when it comes to my Giclée fine art prints well i just happen to roll with a company who are global but print local, so this totally reduces carbon emissions from the get go. the inks are water based & wait for it the paper is not only gorgeous it's archival museum grade Hahnemühle german etching paper, that's 100% FSC certified & you are never going to believe this it's freakin' vegan, like seriously!

boom i 💚 you mother earth!