what? are you kiddin’ me, i’m rockin’ what mother nature gave me! well that’s what i’m telling you anyway, cause truth be told i can’t spell the name of the brand

my kweens are a special breed: they belt it out like nobody's listening, they show love to their people, they go all in living their best lives, they stand up for what's right, they play it tight with their secrets, they shake their booties like nobody's judging, but above all, they get that you only live once so you might as well live it to the max!

well it’s a VIP club with tons of perks but since you're cool, i'll let you in on the secret. just hit me up with your name & email, & i'll hook you up with an exclusive invite that way you will be on the list & you will be getting in. trust me, you don't want to pass this up!

all kweenie fine art prints are printed using the freshest high tech Giclée print method

they are printed to order on the beautiful but not so easy to say or type, for that matter, Hahnemühle German etching paper

this paper is a real sustainable superstar, produced from 100% FSC certified forests. it's got a velvety matte surface that's optimised for high-contrast fine art prints - so just perfect for your kweenie. it's got that natural, warm vibe, free from funky brightening agents, it won't age a day & wait for it, it's only freakin' vegan - i know right!?

you can also chose to have your kweenie fine art print framed in an expertly handmade, 100% FSC certified, ethically sourced satin finished 3/4"/2cm frame, this is all topped with a perspex glaze, keeping your kweenie snug as a bug

why no glass i hear you say? well no one needs the drama of broken glass & this perspex is museum grade - nothing but the best for my kweens

& finally guess what? it's all ready to hang so all you fabulous kweens have to do is pop it on the wall & revel in it's beauty - sweet!

all original kweenie's & limited edition fine art prints come with my certificate of authenticity certifying my work as a 100% legit kweenie – you’re welcome!

i totally get it, finding the perfect kweenie can be super tricky

why not snap a pic of your wall & send it my way? i'll whip up a wee mockup with your fav kweenie in place so you can see her in all her glory

hit me up on my contact page & let’s make sure she werks it!

i do take on commissions to create customs kweenie's. i can’t guarantee to take on every commission as they are a massive commitment but as they say, if you don’t ask you don’t get! hit me up on my contact page to pop the question...

open your kweenie super carefully with clean & dry hands - no sticky fingers!

if you want your kweenie original or kweenie pop art fine art print to last a life time then frame behind glass or a perspex glaze

& keep out of strong direct sunlight, no kweenie’s are not vampires but it’s the same with any artwork, you don’t want their beauty to fade prematurely & they can’t wear spf 50

she might look delish, but please, no licking your kweenie. yes, she’s made with non-toxic goodies, but better safe than sorry - admire with your eyes, not your tongue!

& most importantly, make sure your kweenie is securely hung on your wall, nobody needs a falling kweenie causing chaos or injuries

use sturdy fixings & check she's sitting tight - cause a true kween deserves a solid throne!

as i ship all over the shop various shipping rates apply depending on where you’re at

UK

but wait for it, for a limited time only it's absolutely GRATIS in the UK, yep you read right delivery is FREE, zip, nowt, nada in the UK, paid for courtesy of kweenie

rest of the world

if you live anywhere outside the UK then please click here for the lowdown on delivery costs

packing?

my packaging is stripped back to cut waste, 'cause saving mother earth is just as kweenie as the print inside!

unframed fine art prints usually sized 8" & smaller are sealed up tight in a sleeve backed with a recycled hard backing board. they are then wrapped & posted in a recycled rigid envelope to make sure they arrive with you as fresh as the day they were printed

unframed fine art prints usually larger than 8", will be wrapped & rolled in a recycled rigid spiral-wound cardboard tube with wee recycled plastic end caps but don't worry they are just as minty fresh as the smaller prints

framed fine art prints come wrapped up all tight like a mummy in a hardcore rigid corrugated cardboard box, that is, of course, made from recycled materials

original kweenie's come ready for royals, all packed up snug as a bug but not in a rug, instead they come sealed up tight in an abundance of recycled newsprint & hardcore recycled cardboard - you might even be lucky & get a cereal packet that i ate my breakfast from! they are then wrapped & posted in a recycled rigid envelope to make sure they arrive with you as fresh as the day they were created

all limited edition fine art prints & original kweenie's come with my certificate of authenticity certifying my work as a 100% legit kweenie – you’re welcome!

shipping?

‘cause i want you to enjoy your kweenie as soon as is humanly possible all print orders are shipped within 5 days of purchase

kweenie’s are worth the wait! originals & framed prints may take a tad longer as they are framed to order locally but i do my absolute best to ship within 10 days

if there is no sign of your beloved kweenie after 21 days then hit me up on my contact page & i’ll get on it

as i ship all over the shop various shipping rates apply depending on where you’re at, it's absolutely FREE in the UK but please click here for the lowdown on the rest of the world

original kweenie's

fully intact?

it’s never happened before but i’m all about keeping my kweens happy, so your satisfaction is my mission. if you contact me within 7 days then i’ve got your back with a full refund

just keep in mind that, the shipping & insurance costs land with you

oh, & make sure to send it back tracked & in the original packaging with your proof of purchase please

damaged?

i guarantee that my art is top-notch, so if you get a package that's been trashed by the mail system, snap a pic of the damage in all it’s gruesomeness, hit me up within 48hrs on my contact page & i’ll get on the case

sale, prints, merch & custom made kweenie's

it's super important to note that i don't accept returns on any sale items & because fine art prints, merch & custom made kweenie's are made especially just for you & no one else but you i can't accept any returns on these kweenie's either

original artwork materials?

all created using a mixture of recycled canvas, paper & vintage paper, you might even be lucky & get a BOGOF, check out the reverse side of your original - surprise!

packaging?

right off the bat all my packaging is stripped back to cut waste, 'cause saving mother earth is just as kweenie as what's inside!

all kweenie's are packaged using recycled packaging materials, you might even be lucky & get a cereal packet that i ate my breakfast from wrapped around your wee kweenie!

& if you find any bubble wrap in your parcel it's guaranteed to be pre-loved❤️

frames for prints?

expertly handmade by specialist picture framers, from eco-friendly materials that are ethically sourced from FSC approved forests

prints?

& when it comes to my Giclée fine art prints well i just happen to roll with a company who are global but print local, so this totally reduces carbon emissions from the get go

the inks are water based & wait for it the paper is not only gorgeous, it's archival museum grade Hahnemühle german etching paper, that's 100% FSC certified!

& you are never going to believe this it's freakin' vegan, like seriously!

boom i 💚 you mother earth!

i “kweenie” keep all the rights to the art i make, including pics of stuff that's sold or custom-made

i can make prints of any artwork, even if the OG is sold. but sorry kweens you can never copy it, that would be an act of treason

if my art finds it’s way into a magazine or other publication in print or online then the right thing to do, would be to give me “kweenie” the credit

remember karma is a bitch!

this stuff is like gold dust these days, read here how i keep yours on the down low

this is where it gets very business like, read my full t&c's here