kweenie XIII, the cult - explained...

BECOME A FOUNDING KWEEN, THURSDAY AUGUST 13

some might call it a print club, but this? this is a print cult!

once a month, a reminder of who TF you are lands through your actual IRL letterbox...

imagine real post that you can see, touch & sniff!

every month, 1 exclusive kweenie is released

& she comes with surprises too...

i'm looking for 13 founding OG kweens to kick it all off!

be 1st to know when kweenie XIII goes live...

does this mean i'm signed up?
nope it just means you're 1st in line to become a founding kween

who's it for?

have you ever laughed until you cried...
cried until you laughed (& probs pissed yourself)...
started TF over 'cause well, life lifed & made you...
do you talk to the dog 'cause they make more sense than the humans...
& sometimes wondered if anyone else feels exactly the same...yep?

then, you're probably one of us

kweenie XIII isn't a club for people who've got it all figured out - fck no!

it's a cult for women who know life can be messy AF, funny, heartbreaking, beautiful & completely fcking bonkers & sometimes all before lunchtime

once a month, you'll receive a gorge wee reminder of who TF you are & that you're not doing this shit alone!

you're not too much

❤️you never were ❤️

what's inside kweenie XIII?

❤️ a signed 5"x7" exclusive kweenie luxury print

❤️ a vulnerable AF letter telling the story of this months kweenie - not marketing, not AI an actual IRL letter

❤️ matching kweenie phone wallpaper - so you can make your phone your personal hype kween

❤️ chance to win - every month there's a limited edition golden kweenie to be found, think Willy Wonka (but without the chocolate - soz!)

❤️ 12 months but 13 prints? - you get a 13th print on your birthday!

❤️ beautifully packaged - sent with love & a snog from my wee studio direct to your kweendom

erm, why the cult kweenie?

i started painting as my own therapy 'cause i needed to literally breathe & have somewhere to put all the messy shit of life that didn't really fit anywhere else

❤️fear
❤️hope
❤️grief
❤️reinvention

you know those chapters nobody gives you the heads up about?

then something weird & kinda unexpected happened...

women started writing to me

not just to tell me they liked the artwork...
...but to tell me they felt seen

that one painting had somehow put words (or colours) to feelings they'd never quite been able to say out loud

those messages changed everything for me

every woman deserves to feel seen

kweenie XIII is my way of making that happen

1 letterbox at a time...

a cult with a conscience (who knew!)

13% of every kweenie XIII goes to charities supporting women & dogs
i can't fix the world with my paintbrush - fck knows i've tried!
but together we can make a corner of it a wee bit less shite kween...

are you in?

oh & just in case you're wondering...

what happens next?

1. waitlist opens

2. you sign up to the waitlist

3. i remind you on August 13th to join the kweenie XIII cult for reals

4. if you're 1 of the 1st 13 to sign up on August 13th then you become a founding kween of the kweenie XIII - yaaasss!

5. choose not sign up then the FOMO will be real kween

how much does it cost?

as a founding kween your price would stay locked for life at £11 p/m, for as long as you stay - yay!

non founding kweens will pay £13 p/m

what about shipping?

shipping is included no matter where you're at kween

what if i'm not sure?

get on the list kween, then decide (when i remind you) if you want to become a founding kween...

when do i part with my cash?

not today kween!

founding kween sign ups open August 13th & i'll remind you

is there a get out?

not that you'll want to but you can cancel anytime

sign me up to the waitlist...

fire your name & email in the box below
& i'll remind you on August 13th