the chronicles of kweenie...

100% unapologetic...

the wins, the epic fails & all the stuff they don't tell you - follow my unfiltered story of being a full time artist in 2025...

post #7 - who runs this mother?...

post #7 - who runs this mother?...

...turns out after that blog post i'm of total sane mind (true story) but there is another factor that might just make me insane – i'm female!...

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post #7 - who runs this mother?...

...turns out after that blog post i'm of total sane mind (true story) but there is another factor that might just make me insane – i'm female!...

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post #6 - OMG, WTAF is ROI?...

post #6 - OMG, WTAF is ROI?...

bet you don’t know who started all of this? so, rewind nearly 100 years to 1928 & you can thank the OG influencer...

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post #6 - OMG, WTAF is ROI?...

bet you don’t know who started all of this? so, rewind nearly 100 years to 1928 & you can thank the OG influencer...

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FFS get a real job image

post #5 - FFS, get a real job!...

poor wee Van Gogh, only sold a few paintings in his lifetime, but hey look who’s laughing now (she nods, raising one eyebrow knowingly & then realises shit...

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post #5 - FFS, get a real job!...

poor wee Van Gogh, only sold a few paintings in his lifetime, but hey look who’s laughing now (she nods, raising one eyebrow knowingly & then realises shit...

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post #4 - how far would you go on a first date?...

post #4 - how far would you go on a first date?...

now you might be thinking wtaf kweenie i thought you were a pop artist not a serial dater? & you would be right...

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post #4 - how far would you go on a first date?...

now you might be thinking wtaf kweenie i thought you were a pop artist not a serial dater? & you would be right...

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post #3 - is adrenaline brown?...

post #3 - is adrenaline brown?...

no, no, no stop the bus i didn’t shit myself, i’m speaking metaphorically!...

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post #3 - is adrenaline brown?...

no, no, no stop the bus i didn’t shit myself, i’m speaking metaphorically!...

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blog post #2 - kweenie studio

post #2 - no shit, Les Mills might have changed...

no, fear not you are in the right blog but possibly not the title you were expecting in an artist's blog but let me explain. you might want a cup...

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post #2 - no shit, Les Mills might have changed...

no, fear not you are in the right blog but possibly not the title you were expecting in an artist's blog but let me explain. you might want a cup...

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