"OMG i only made the shortlist! of the New Earth Business Awards

WTAF is basically all i've said out loud since i found out

i’ve read the email like a bazillion times like it's going to suddenly change its mind or something

i need to now have a mentor & a kweenie collector speak on my behalf

(oooft well that’s scary AF cause they’ll tell the truth about me - feels like parents night at school all over again!)

then i have to go to an actual ceremony in October

an actual room full of actual people

& apparently i have to turn up looking like i know what i'm doing (cause i do this kinda shizz all the time - NOT!)

wish me luck...

kx"